I Never Promised You a Rose Garden Quizzes

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around I Never Promised You a Rose Garden? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Who said, "I never promised you a rose garden. I never promised you perfect justice [...]"?


Dr. Fried
Pop
The best gardener in the world
Esther
Q. Who announces "I am a hundred square-yards sane"?


The Mad Hatter
Carla
Deborah
Helene
Q. Who believes that there is a substance that kind oozes out of her/him and that "It's a quality of myself, a secretion, like sweat [...] and it is poisonous"?


Pop
Deborah
Carla
A cobra
Q. Who throws up her/his hands and shouts: "'Make him well,' they say. 'Make her well' they say, 'with good table manners and a future according to our agreed-on dream!'"?


Dr. Fried
Dr. Phil
Dr. Venner
Dr. Freud
Q. Which patient says about Doris Rivera: "She got well and went out and she's working, and we got frightened because we might someday…have to be 'well' and be in the world"?


Dr. Fried
Dr. Strangelove
Helene
Carla