Imhotep's Conversations
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Thanks so much for all of your help, bro.
You've already got every major job in the kingdom. What more do you need?
Imhotep is watching old episodes of 24. Jack Bauer might be the only person who can do more than me.
What's up, doc?
Do I have to get shots? I hate shots.
Thutmose III likes this.
What happened to my tomb?! According to the Lay of the Harper nobody can find it anymore!
Howard Carter: Maybe it just got buried under sand. I'll find it!
Imhotep is stargazing tonight. There's nothing like checking out the lovely night sky in freezing desert weather to chill you out.
Ow!
I think I broke my foot. My chariot horse stepped on it.
Ahem—pretty sure it's sacrifice time, bro.
I'm a god, sure, but I still obey you, Thoth. If it wasn't for you giving all my talent to me, I wouldn't've gotten anywhere. Ever.
Imhotep and Asclepius just joined the Medicine Men Fraternity.
Rise and shine!
You're a priest, remember? It's worshipping time!
Sounds good. Can you install a vending machine?