Interview with Io
Shmoop's crack team of P.I.s has hacked into Io's phone and copied a transcript of all of her texts. Check it out, but don't expect anything too pleasant.
Hera
November 28, 4:00 AM
Nobody's buying that you
became Isis. I don't know
why you keep trying to
pretend like you're a real
goddess like me.
Do you know how late it is?
Real goddesses don't sleep.
I don't care what you think.
I'm in Egypt now. Out of
your jurisdiction.
Real goddesses don't have
jurisdictions.
Going to sleep.
We'll see about that.
November 28, 4:30 AM
Quit it!!!!!! SEnnnnd it
???
SEND IT AWAY RIGHT
NOW!
Whatever do you mean?
THE STUPID GADFLY!
Oh, thought you might miss
your old friend. Especially
since you're sleeping alone
these nights, instead of with
my husband.
RHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Yeah, that one's for Argus!
I didn't kill him! Your husband
had Hermes
OUCH!
Hermes do it.
Because of you!
Blame Zeus! Take it out on
him!
Zeus
November 28, 4:33 AM
GET AHOLD OF YOUR WIFE!
What's up babe?
DON'T CALL ME BABE AND
GET YOUR WIFE TO CALL
OFF THIS STUPID GADFLY.
Hmm, I thought I took care
of this already.
Apparently, she's had a relapse.
I know. Why don't I turn you
into a white cow. Then she'll
never know it's you.
Yeah, that worked real well
before.
How about a brown cow?
GET HER TO CALL THIS
OFF OR I WILL SUMMON
EVERY GOD, DEMON,
AND MONSTER OF
EGYPT TO DESTROY
OLYMPUS! I'M NOT
GOING THROUGH THIS
AGAIN! I'M NOT! I'M
NOT! I'M NOT!
Black cow?
ZEUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Fine.