How to explain Guido? Good question. He's a weird guy but also kind of an everyman. He works as a waiter but is incredibly intelligent…and a childish clown. He's not a fighter, but he's willing t...

Kids have it pretty good in movies.The entire Goonies crew manages to survive a booby-trapped pirate cave crawling with hardened criminals. Short Round never once has a crazy cultist try to rip his...

Buckle up, buttercup. To properly discuss Dora's character, we're going deep into rom-com territory, a place so sugary sweet that it makes Candy Land look like a well-balanced dietary romp. But we...

Zio Eliseo is like a Bach composition that's taken human form: he's a classic and will remain so until the end of time. (Think the Cello Suites more than Toccata and Fugue in D Minor. That last one...

Riddle us this. Who's the worst doctor ever? Why, it's Dr. Lessing of course. Lessing works at the concentration camp, selecting prisoners who are too sick for work to be executed instead of, you k...

You may not realize it, but you've meet Rodolfo before. He's your classic "wrong guy first" character. You know, that guy who shows up in every romantic comedy you've ever seen…ever.Ever.If you'r...

Ferruccio, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways. You're a true bro to Guido, and…oh, guess that's about it. One way. Elizabeth Browning would be sorely disappointed in our love-counting ski...

Dora's mother is, um, Dora's mother. Truth is, we spend so little time with her that we can't even refer to her by a proper name. Guess we could call her Joshua's grandmother, but that's just kicki...

Bartolomeo and Vittorino are prisoners at the concentration camp, and they help Guido survive his ordeal there, showing solidarity in their suffering. Vittorino warns Guido that he must keep workin...