Key quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Rules and Order Quotes
OLD MAN: I'm getting better. NOT AS OLD MAN: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. DEAD COLLECTOR: Well, I can't take him like that, it's against regulations.
Traditions and Customs Quotes
MINSTREL: Bravely bold Sir Robin ride forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways […] to be mashed into a pulp, or to hav...
Power Quotes
GUARD: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of all England! GUARD: Pull the othe...
Appearances Quotes
MAN: Who's that there? DEAD COLLECTOR: I don't know, must be a king. MAN: Why? DEAD COLLECTOR: He hasn't got s*** all over 'im.