The Tortoise and the Hare…
- So here Campbell is in Israel. His trial begins tomorrow.
- Campbell reiterates that he just needs a witness for his dealings with Wirtanen.
- Campbell's lawyer is hopeful and is having Campbell's mail forwarded from NYC to Israel in case anything new turns up. Fingers crossed.
- Today, Campbell has three letters.
- Letter 1: We hear you're an educator. (Campbell's not, but he applied for a teaching gig many moons ago, and they keep sending him scholastic materials.) Please consider using our happy toys to help kids be orderly and calm.
- Campbell's reply: No. Kids need to be aggressive for an aggressive world. Plus, they should play with people, not things.
- Letter 2 is from a company that wants Campbell to invest in their stock.
- Letter 3, though…Well, letter 3 is miraculously from Campbell's Blue Fairy Godmother.
- Wirtanen writes that his real name is Harold J Sparrow, and he's going against orders to attest to Campbell's recruitment as a spy.
- Seems like Campbell's going to be a free man.
- Campbell decides it's time to kill himself.
- Surprise!