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Hey, thanks.
For letting one of my kids have lunch and not bothering him about it.
Anubis posted a link to Nekhbet's Wall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr6OCJEw3tw
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Oh, there was plenty for everybody. You should tell him not to be rude, though. He didn't need to shove his way through the babies.
I'll pass that along for next time.
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Nekhbet posted a link to her Wall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-9iEe5awfQ
Look at it! Look at the cuteness.
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Sid Vicious? Ha ha ha. More like Sid Squeaky.
Give him a couple of years. You'll see.
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Get a load of these crowns!
Wadjet posted a video to Nekhbet's Wall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7GvoGQomr4
Nice. Those aren't Egyptian, though.
Of course not! Can you imagine Rameses trying to wear that crown on a chariot?
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Ha! He'd get a black eye when it bounced up and down on his head!
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Maybe for evening wear.
Bet he'd like the scepter, though. Where's this Tower of London?
In London, silly. We can get there in a couple of hours.
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Can I ask a favor?
Certainly, Your Majesty.
Do you think you can convince King Tutankhamun to let me wear his vulture collar?
He has a vulture collar?
Yeah! Here it is. http://www.touregypt.net/museum/vulture2page.htm
That's gorgeous!
And it looks just like you, toots!
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Well, why don't you ask him yourself, Horus?
He's dead. I thought maybe you'd have a better chance.
Hm. Thought about asking your father?
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I might be able to catch Tut next time he's on the golf course, son.
Would you, Dad? That rocks!
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Great goddess, I thank you for your blessings. I must ask however that you keep your distance from my chariot in future battles.
What? Why?
Without wishing to offend your beauty or your great strength, Divine One, you smell.
What?
Well, you are a vulture.
Yes, and?
And you eat dead bodies.
And?
And you pooped on my chariot.
I never! That was your pet lion.
Don't bring me into this. I went before we left.
You're welcome? For what?