Meet the Cast
Tristran Thorn
Thorny Origins
We first meet Tristran when, as an infant, he's thrust into
the gap in the wall in a basket. The guards hear him crying, and then see his "red,
bawling face, with screwed-up littl...
Yvaine / the Star
Bitter and Broken
We hear the star before we see her. She falls into a glade,
and a "high clear, female voice" says "ow" and then "Fuck"
(3.105), presumably because of the pain of falling to earth...
The Witch-Queen / Lilim #1
Witch with a Mission
The oldest Lilim lives with her two sisters in a cottage in
the woods. It's a dreary existence—"They took it in turns to sleep in the
big bed, to make the supper, to set sna...
Dunstan Thorn
Ordinary (But Seeking
His Heart's Desire)
When we first meet Dunstan, he's eighteen and pretty
ordinary what with his "nut-brown hair, and nut-brown eyes, and nut-brown
freckles." He's also "mid...
The Faerie Slave Girl / Lady Una of Stormhold
All Chained Up
When Dunstan first sees this woman at the Faerie Market, she
seems very striking, and very obviously not human:
[…] she
smiled widely at him with white teeth in a dusky face....
Madame / Mistress Semele (Ditchwater Sal)
Helpless Hag?
This "iron-haired old woman" (5.55) drives a
brightly-painted gypsy wagon around Faerie, parking it by Wall for the market
once every nine years. She sells beautiful glass flowers, a...
Victoria Forester
Heart-Breaking Beauty
The daughter of Tommy Forester and Bridget Comfrey, Victoria
is, to Tristran, "the most beautiful girl in the British Isles" (2.11).
He's not alone in having this opinion e...
The Hairy Little Man
Hospitality Ahoy
When Dunstan Thorn rents out his cottage for the Faerie
Market and ends up sleeping in the cow byre, he has an unexpected visitor at
night. Someone comes in to take shelter from...
Primus
The eldest son of the 81st Lord of Stormhold is
hopeful about his chances of succession. His age shows, though: "Primus,
the oldest, with white hairs in his thick brown beard, his nose aquiline, hi...
Tertius
Tertius is the third son of the 81st Lord of
Stormhold (try saying that ten times fast). Here's how he looks at their father's
deathbed: "His beard red-and-golden, his eyes a tawny brown, looked wa...
Septimus
The seventh and youngest son of the 81st Lord of
Stormhold, Septimus is a bit of a puzzle: "Septimus, his black beard still
coming in, tall and crowlike, looked blank, as he always looked blank"
(3...
The Copper Beech Tree / Nymph
Tristran falls asleep under this tree, and wakes up to her
talking to him. She gushes about the Lord of the Forest, Pan,
who told her to look out for Tristran and give him a hand, er, branch. She a...
The Gentleman in the Black Silk Top Hat
This guy is described as "the tall gentleman in the
black silk top hat" who came to Wall "all the way up from London"
(1.52). He offers to share his dinner at the (full) inn with Dunstan, and then...
Daisy Hempstock
This is the gal who young Dunstan Thorn has a crush on. She's
described as "a young woman of similar practicality" (1.40). Dunstan's
courtship strategies reflect this: "They would walk, on fair eve...
Mr. Bromios
This guy is the innkeeper and bartender of Wall. He has a
striking appearance compared to the rest of the plain-looking inhabitants of
the town: "Mr. Bromios was tall, and his skin was olive; his b...
Bridget Comfrey
When Dunstan Thorn is a teenager, Bridget's around the same
age as he is, and "widely regarded as the most beautiful pot-girl in
living memory" (1.26). She works for Mr. Bromios and is apparently
s...
Tommy Forester
Tommy seems like a sweet guy, though he isn't apparently too
good in a fight: Alum Bey easily wins when they have a scuffle over Bridget
Comfrey. This seems to work in Tommy's favor, though, since...
Louisa Thorn
Tristran's little sister, Louisa, acts like a pain in the
butt toward him. She teases him about his odd appearance and the weird things
he says. This is apparently just the way she is: "Louisa was...
Mr. Robert Monday
This forty-five-year old shop owner is wealthy and has a
huge crush on Victoria Forester. In fact, he asks her for her hand in marriage
right before Tristran swears to fetch a falling star for Vict...
Mrs. Thorn
Dunstan's mother, Mrs. Thorn, seems to want the best for her
son, so when Mrs. Hempstock comes around saying that Daisy is pining away for
him, Mrs. Thorn collaborates on a plan to get the two kids...
Mrs. Hempstock
Daisy's mother visits Dunstan's mother for tea and scheming,
in order to get their kids fixed up and married already. Mrs. Hempstock has
clearly thought this through, since she says, "'Hempstock wo...
The 81st Lord of Stormhold
We first see the Lord of Stormhold on his deathbed. He has
to decide the matter of succession, since he has three surviving sons. Back in
his day, he killed all of his siblings before this could've...
Minor Characters
Secundus
Secundus is second-born Stormhold son, who's dead and gone
(but still hanging around, like you do).
Quintus
Quintus is the fifth son of the Lord of Stormhold, and was
murdered by Septim...