The Man Who Was Almost a Man Quizzes

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Man Who Was Almost a Man? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Who says, "Oh, it's kinda old… a left-hand Wheeler. A pistol. A big one"?


Dave
Joe
Ned Flanders
Mr. Hawkins
Q. Who says, "Now, ef yuh gonna act a fool over that ol book, Ah'll take it n burn it up"?


Mrs. Saunders
Mr. Saunders
Mr. Hawkins
The Human Torch
Q. Who says, "Boy, how come yuh don quit foolin wid tha book n eat yo suppah"?


Joe
Mrs. Saunders
Mr. Saunders
Colonel Sanders
Q. Who says, "Ah'll hide it, Ma. It ain but two dollahs"?


Dave
Mr. Hawkins
Joe
Kid Rock
Q. Who says, "Well, looks like you have bought you a mule, Dave"?


Mr. Saunders
Boba Fett
Mrs. Saunders
Mr. Hawkins