Meet the Cast
William James Henry
Loyal Serva—uh, AssistantIf Will Henry were a dog, he'd be a golden retriever rescued from a shelter and willing to do just about anything to earn his new master's approval. In fact, Will Henry r...
Dr. Pellinore Warthrop
It's All About MeDr. Pellinore Warthrop is probably the most self-absorbed, egotistical character we've ever encountered. Will Henry describes him as "this man of whom it might be said there had ne...
Malachi Stinnet
"Lemme at 'em!"Malachi Stinnet is the sole survivor of a brutal attack on his family, and as such, he is driven by an overwhelming desire for revenge. Sure, he's also pretty sad and traumatized, bu...
Dr. John Kearns
International Man of MysteryDr. John Kearns cuts quite the mysterious figure. Even Dr. Warthrop isn't entirely sure that this is his real name since Kearns freely gives out pseudonyms like he's tos...
James Henry
Will Henry's predecessor as Dr. Warthrop's loyal assistant, James Henry left pretty big shoes to fill. Will's father was astonishingly devoted to Warthrop's service, even at the expense of his own...
Constable Robert Morgan
Constable Morgan is the slightly dim-witted policeman who has the unfortunate task of dealing with the Anthropophagi problem. He constantly seems just a little confused or bewildered, but who could...
Dr. Jeremiah Starr
While Dr. Kearns could win awards for being a nasty piece of work, we might argue that Dr. J. F. Starr is the true villain in our story. As the director of Motley Hill Sanatorium he keeps his patie...
Minor Characters
AuthorSince we aren't given a name for the anonymous narrator in the prologue and epilogue, we are referring to him henceforth by his occupation—author. We know he met the equally-anonymous Direc...