Kevin—last name never given—is a precocious young boy from England who gets swept up in some dwarves' heartfelt efforts to run away from God. He's kind of an everyman—or, we guess, everyboyâ€...

The dwarves in this movie are given an artifact that has unlimited power, and yet they use it for such petty and small things that it's kind of hilarious. Seriously, you've got something that will...

For every brilliant leader, there's a second-in-command who doesn't quite like being lower on the totem pole. And for every less-than-brilliant leader, there's a second-in-command idly toying with...

The arrogance. The superiority complex. The boiling resentment against God and all creation.This guy may not be Satan, exactly, but he sure acts like him. Oh, yeah—that's because he's the personi...

It's always a little dicey getting God involved in a story. After all, stories are based on not knowing what's going to happen next. Will the hero succeed? Will the hero survive? We like that suspe...

Agamemnon's name is mentioned only once, and we have to infer a lot based on the stuff that's going on around him. He appears to be fighting the Minotaur when we first see him—something that Thes...

There are short men, there are really short men, and then there's Napoleon Bonaparte. Historically speaking, the dude wasn't actually that short—British propaganda played up his small stature way...

John Cleese claims he based Robin Hood on Prince Charles: a polite, bland, super awkward guy forced to interact with the common folk as part of his work. As with Napoleon, he exists as a kind of pu...

Never has the phrase "twu wuv" felt more appropriate than with these two, who show up in two different incarnations in the film and are named Vincent and Pansy both times. First, our lovers appear...

Well, folks, what we have here is a literal pair of monsters: an ogre and his wife who enjoy eating old shoes, boots, and occasional sentient beings who wander into their fishing nets. As with the...

Strutter (Malcolm Dixon), Og (Mike Edmonds), Fidgit (Kenny Baker), and Vermin (Tiny Ross) are the remainder of Randall's gang: former employees of the Supreme Being who thought it would be great to...

There are so many ways to be a bad parent. Kevin's parents have definitely found a few. We'd be hard pressed to find shallower or more materialistic people. They sit in their suburban home with pla...