A side-by-side translation of Act 4, Scene 2 of Twelfth Night, or What You Will from the original Shakespeare into modern English.
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Source: Folger Shakespeare Library | |
Enter Maria and Feste, the Fool. MARIA Nay, I prithee, put on this gown and this beard; She exits. FOOL Well, I’ll put it on and I will dissemble myself in Enter Toby and Maria. TOBY Jove bless thee, Master Parson. FOOL Bonos dies, Sir Toby; for, as the old hermit of TOBY To him, Sir Topas. FOOL, disguising his voice What ho, I say! Peace in this TOBY The knave counterfeits well. A good knave. | Inside Olivia's house, Maria makes Feste wear a disguise and pretend he's a clergyman named Sir Topas, who has come to visit Malvolio. Malvolio is now locked up like a prisoner in a dark room in Olivia's house. Remember, Olivia told Maria, Toby, and crew to take care of him when it seemed that Malvolio had gone mad. Maria and Toby are pretending to believe that Malvolio is "possessed" and needs an exorcism. Feste makes a crack about how he's not the first fraud to wear a clergyman's outfit. Then he tries out his fake priest's voice and Toby compliments him. He's pretty good at impersonating a clergyman. |
Malvolio within. MALVOLIO Who calls there? FOOL Sir Topas the curate, who comes to visit Malvolio MALVOLIO Sir Topas, Sir Topas, good Sir Topas, go to 25 FOOL Out, hyperbolical fiend! How vexest thou this TOBY, aside Well said, Master Parson. MALVOLIO Sir Topas, never was man thus wronged. 30 FOOL Fie, thou dishonest Satan! I call thee by the most MALVOLIO As hell, Sir Topas. FOOL Why, it hath bay windows transparent as barricadoes, MALVOLIO I am not mad, Sir Topas. I say to you this FOOL Madman, thou errest. I say there is no darkness MALVOLIO I say this house is as dark as ignorance, FOOL What is the opinion of Pythagoras concerning MALVOLIO That the soul of our grandam might haply FOOL What thinkst thou of his opinion? MALVOLIO I think nobly of the soul, and no way FOOL Fare thee well. Remain thou still in darkness. | Feste the Fool approaches Malvolio and pretends to be "Sir Topas." "Sir Topas" says that he's come to visit "Malvolio the lunatic." Malvolio begs "Sir Topas" to fetch Olivia so the whole mess can be straightened out. "Sir Topas" says Malvolio's been possessed by a sex-crazed devil and proceeds with the mock exorcism. Malvolio complains about the darkness of the room but "Sir Topas" insists it's perfectly well lit. It has bay windows that are as clear as a stone wall and windows facing north and south that are blackened. So...really, Feste is agreeing that it's dark, but he's talking in riddles and saying that Malvolio thinks it's dark because he's mad. Malvolio insists he's sane and tells the fool to ask him a common sense question to prove it. The fool asks him about Pythagoras, and Malvolio answers, correctly, that Pythagoras believed in reincarnation, a philosophy Malvolio doesn't agree with. The fool turns Malvolio's views against him and steps out. |
MALVOLIO Sir Topas, Sir Topas! TOBY My most exquisite Sir Topas! 65 FOOL Nay, I am for all waters. MARIA Thou mightst have done this without thy beard TOBY To him in thine own voice, and bring me word Toby and Maria exit. FOOL sings, in his own voice MALVOLIO Fool! FOOL sings MALVOLIO Fool! 80 FOOL sings MALVOLIO Fool, I say! FOOL sings MALVOLIO Good fool, as ever thou wilt deserve well at 85 FOOL Master Malvolio? MALVOLIO Ay, good Fool. 90 FOOL Alas, sir, how fell you besides your five wits? MALVOLIO Fool, there was never man so notoriously FOOL But as well? Then you are mad indeed, if you be MALVOLIO They have here propertied me, keep me in FOOL Advise you what you say. The minister is here. | Maria and Toby are tickled with the Fool's performance, and Maria comments that Feste could have pulled off the prank without the physical costume since the whole joke depends more on Feste's ability to disguise his voice, not his looks. Toby tells Feste to go back to Malvolio and play himself and Sir Topas. Feste obliges. Feste returns to Malvolio and sings one of his catchy little songs. Malvolio recognizes Feste's voice and begs the Fool to fetch him a pen, paper, and a light so he can write a letter that will exonerate him. Feste treats Malvolio like a madman and Malvolio tries to explain that Toby and crew have locked him up and sent an exorcist in order to make him go crazy. Feste uses his "Sir Topas" voice and advises Malvolio to get some sleep. |
MALVOLIO Sir Topas! FOOL, as Sir Topas Maintain no words with him, good MALVOLIO Fool! Fool! Fool, I say! FOOL Alas, sir, be patient. What say you, sir? I am MALVOLIO Good Fool, help me to some light and some FOOL Welladay that you were, sir! MALVOLIO By this hand, I am. Good Fool, some ink, 115 FOOL I will help you to ’t. But tell me true, are you not MALVOLIO Believe me, I am not. I tell thee true. FOOL Nay, I’ll ne’er believe a madman till I see his MALVOLIO Fool, I’ll requite it in the highest degree. I FOOL sings "I am gone, sir, and anon, sir, He exits. | Then Feste pretends to have a conversation with Sir Topas about Malvolio's condition. As Sir Topas, he tells himself not to talk with Malvolio, and as the fool, he agrees to abide by Sir Topas's instructions. Malvolio begs Feste for pen and paper again and claims he is as sane as anybody else in Illyria. Feste asks him if he's faking the whole thing and finally promises to fetch some paper and a pen. Feste skips off singing while Malvolio remains locked up. |