The Squirt Gun
Squirt Guns Don't Kill People; Kevin Kills People"The look, the feel, the sound, so real. Entertech." In the 1980s, toy company LJN found itself in hot water from parents because of their realistic...
The Picture of Eva
The Portrait of Eva Khatchadourian, GrayThe picture of Eva is a mystery for many reasons. It's a picture she kept on a table of her in her late-twenties along with a man she had a brief relationshi...
Robin Hood and His Merry Men
When Kevin is sick, Eva reads him Robin Hood and His Merry Men. And Kevin likes it. He really likes it. Eva has no idea why Kevin likes it—but the book sure serves as a grim foreshadowing of Kevi...
Celia's Eyeball
Why Did the Cyclops Close His School? Because He Only Had One PupilOnly Kevin Khatchadourian would do something involving his sister and Liquid Plumr, causing her to permanently lose an eye. And on...