Meet the Cast
Eva Khatchadourian
Let's Give Them Something to Talk About We're unsure if we'd ever want to hang out with Eva Khatchadourian. And not because her son is a cold-blooded killer, either. We might not want to hang out w...
Kevin Khatchadourian
Scary SpiceWe can pinpoint the exact moment we knew Kevin Khatchadourian was pure evil, and it was when he said "the Spice Girls are dumb" (21.8). Right then, we would have given the little snot up...
Franklin Plaskett
Plastics Make it Impossible Franklin Plaskett is not the man Eva expected to marry. He's an American. A meat-eater. A Republican (4.6). And he turns out to be a terrible, manipulative father—cert...
Celia
An Eye for an EyeDespite being conceived by sneaky means, Celia turns out to be "good" in the same sense that Kevin is "evil." Eva has more realistic expectations for this birth; for one thing, whi...
The Victims
Kevin lures nine students to the gym with the intention of murdering them: Greer Ulanov, Denny Corbitt, Jeff Reeves, Laura Woolford, Brian "Mouse" Ferguson, Ziggy Randolph, Miguel Espinoza, Soweto...
Minor Characters
It's Kevin's World; They Just Live in ItThere are a few other characters in the book to mention. Kevin doesn't kill these people, but still ruins some of their lives, either directly or indirectly....