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- 00:01
Shmoop and the Bible: Song of Solomon. I'm Cecil B DeShmoop here and today we're
- 00:08
gonna be talking about the Song of Solomon - that doesn't refer to Solomon's [man stands on stage]
- 00:12
go to karaoke jam, which by the way is Britney Spears "toxic" - bet you didn't know
- 00:17
that - and yes it makes everyone in the karaoke bar very uncomfortable. Anyway. We
- 00:22
all know that the Old Testament is known for being a little, you know fire and [book open]
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- 00:26
brimstone, but Song of Solomon puts the brakes on all that in order to tell [couple picnicking]
- 00:31
a good old-fashioned love story. And, you might want to put a can next to you. this
- 00:36
gets sickeningly sweet. So, the Song of Solomon also known as the Song of Songs [man holds can]
- 00:41
deals with two young people who are deeply in love, but in a super creative [couple watches sunset]
- 00:47
plot twist her family doesn't approve. The book begins with the bride talking
- 00:52
about her potential groom it's pretty disgustingly clear that they're in love [couple on a boat]
- 00:56
but this is actually the first time in the Bible that we see two people in love.
- 01:00
So, SOS is kind of saying hey guys love can actually exist between people and [couple shares spaghetti]
- 01:07
it's an awesome God-given gift. I mean sure it can also be seen as a
- 01:11
representation of God's love for Israel, You know, God equals man, Israel equals [bearded man mails letter]
- 01:16
woman but I'd like to think God would have penned better lines, "then your neck
- 01:21
is like the Tower of David built in rows of stone". Yeah like come on that's [ couple talks outside tents]
- 01:27
definitely a dumb boy's attempt at really flirting. All right. And you know I'm
- 01:31
speaking from experience here. Well, she says his love is better than wine, which [couple in vineyard]
- 01:37
is nice and all but my wife once told me that marrying me was the, and I quote,
- 01:41
"single greatest regret of her life". unquote. Though, you know comparable. Well [couple in a church]
- 01:48
a lot of the imagery in the poem is based on nature, which is a nice concept
- 01:51
until you realize that the dude was probably scribbling this last minute. [man writes while running]
- 01:55
Like, come on check out these choice lines. "Your hair is like a flock of goats" That's really really bad. That was a compliment back then.
- 02:03
"Your teeth are like a flock of shorn sheep." yeah those things did he just pick out
- 02:10
random things he saw on the road to her place or what? And, like it's a little
- 02:14
weird. like why is he so into barnyard animals? hmm hmm
- 02:19
And anyway back to our couple. Well, the sketchy groom runs to the bride's window [ man approaches building]
- 02:23
to invite her to escape with him - classic move - and sure they fantasize about it
- 02:27
but that's about as far as that scene goes. It's g-rated- which is probably
- 02:31
smart move on her part. Who knows where goat boy's mind might [ couple lays in grass]
- 02:34
wander. Baaaa. well the next scene comes from a dream the bride has. In it she [girl in bed]
- 02:40
sees her groom dressed as King Solomon surrounded by tons of servants. It might
- 02:45
just be one servant who weighs tons, and glad they focus on her dreams and not
- 02:52
his, all that bleating would give me a headache.
- 02:54
anyway we then switched to the groom's point of view and we get to hear about [couple argue]
- 02:58
how great his bride is and how much it stinks that she's so far away. Riveting.
- 03:03
next we go back to some dreams the bride's having. In one she's dressed as a [woman in costume]
- 03:07
giant armadillo- we're not making this up people- giant armadillo. And she's singing
- 03:12
the 12 days of Christmas while people throw bananas at her. Which have appeal.
- 03:16
and another she can see the groom at her window but she can't get to him. Only one [woman waves from window]
- 03:21
of those dreams is true, and all right well we'll leave it up to you to decide
- 03:24
what we made up there. Sorry, just a curveball. All right, well the poem
- 03:28
continues with the bride describing how attractive her groom is - yikes. [woman writes while sitting under a tree]
- 03:31
Watch out guys, getting real pg-13 now up in here.
- 03:34
wonder if someone's being paid by the word for this scintillating tale. Well we
- 03:38
continue reading about how much these two saps love each other and how
- 03:41
obsessed they are with each other, and we all know a couple like this. We all hate [man scowls in the corner]
- 03:46
a couple like. This, we all secretly cackle when that couple breaks up - Angie,
- 03:50
Brad- some of us don't even secretly cackle. some of us have lost friendships
- 03:54
over our public cackling. All right, I stand by it. [,man shrugs]
- 03:57
Anyway as the book comes to a close we see that the bride hasn't disowned her
- 04:01
protective family, but instead is pleading with them to let her groom into [mother and father pictured]
- 04:05
the house. they're probably like "well when he's written to you, why is he so into goats?"
- 04:12
"What's up with that?" Well the book ends with family saying "yeah you're too young
- 04:17
to get married but we'll help you plan a marriage when [couple at a wedding]
- 04:21
you come of age ,but for real he's super into goats. Just saying" . All right, well
- 04:27
it's implied in the bride yelled "you just don't understand our love", and
- 04:31
and stormed off to her room to pout and listen to whatever mixtapes[girl listens to music]
- 04:35
the groom had made for her. Well, the books last lines are final declarations
- 04:39
of love from both the groom and the bride. You can now use that can I told [couple holds hands]
- 04:44
you to put next to you at the start of this video. Got it all out? Excellent, here
- 04:48
we go, that's the Song of Solomon. Well I'm off to write my wife a beautiful poem
- 04:53
I'm thinking it'll go something like your "eyes are like a gang of pigs that [man stands waving arms]
- 04:58
want to have a street fight against another gang of pigs, your lips are like
- 05:03
two worms thrashing about in manure " . See, it's romantic gestures like these that
- 05:08
make my wife Google things like "can a marriage be annulled after 16 years?" [woman scowls]
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