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Boy and girl meet, fall in love, and commit suicide in a tomb. You know, your average love story.
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- 00:04
Romeo and Juliet, a la Shmoop Romeo: Every couple has that special story
- 00:11
about how they met. My friends met their girls at the usual places, the tavern, the faire,
- 00:16
or on ye olde internet.
- 00:18
My story's super romantic, though. I was crashing the Capulet's party so I could get with this
- 00:24
chick Rosaline <Roz-uh-lin>, who was totally freezing me out. I had to wear a mask to sneak
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- 00:29
inside, because Montagues and Capulets get along about as well as forks and toasters.
- 00:35
And then, I saw her. No, not whats-her-name, a new girl! A perfect girl… the type who
- 00:40
makes you think of jewels, doves, suns, angels, and...’scuse me, I have to go write some
- 00:45
of this down. Juliet: I knew it was going to be a rotten
- 00:49
day. Mom barged into my room with the bright and cheery news that she wanted me to marry
- 00:54
a guy named Paris. Paris? Seriously?
- 00:58
And of course, Miami… oh, sorry, Paris...was going to be at the party that night to meet
- 01:04
me. Awkward! But I said, whatever, I guess I could control my gag reflex long enough
- 01:10
to meet the guy. You never know, he could look like Channing Tatum!
- 01:15
Turns out, the party wasn’t so bad, after all. There was a dashing masked stranger who
- 01:21
was checking me out all night. …
- 01:23
It was kind of awesome. Hope he's not a serial killer.
- 01:27
Romeo: Anyway, this chick was seriously smokin’. So I popped a breath mint and walked over,
- 01:35
and ran right into Tybalt<<tib-uhlt>>, a Capulet with a short fuse and long hatred for yours
- 01:41
truly.
- 01:41
Good thing his uncle broke up the fight…I’m a lover, not a fighter!
- 01:48
At least I hit it off with the girl. She was totally into me. But how do I tell my dad
- 01:52
I’m dating a Capulet? Maybe I should wait until after he buys me that car.
- 01:57
Juliet: So the hottie in the mask turned out to be a Montague. Gross! But he’s such
- 02:04
a fox. And the mortal enemy thing just makes him seem like more of a bad boy.
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That night I was talking to myself on my balcony… what, like you've never done that?... and
- 02:16
he was there listening to me! I felt so violated that I only kissed him, like, thirty-four
- 02:21
times.
- 02:23
And pledged my undying love to him. And agreed to marry him. So yeah, it’s pretty serious.
- 02:30
Romeo: Somebody call the book of world records, cuz I'm the first guy in my middle school
- 02:34
to get hitched! Jealous?
- 02:35
Yeah, I guess things happened a little fast. My buddy the priest was all, “Whatever happened
- 02:42
to Rosaline?”
- 02:42
And I was like, "That’s old news, padre, it's Juliet now! We had our first date and
- 02:47
now I want to make it official!"
- 02:49
And he was totally cool with it! Something about settling age old feuds. Anyway, it was
- 02:54
a quiet ceremony, no friends, no family …
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…and then I went off to hang with my boys until the wedding night. I’ve waited my
- 03:00
whole life to marry this girl! Or, like, two days!
- 03:03
Juliet: So, yesterday was an emotional rollercoaster. My cousin Tybalt got a little overexcited
- 03:11
and stabbed Romeo's best friend, Mercutio. Then Romeo killed my cousin Tybalt, and got
- 03:16
himself banished. Men!
- 03:20
My nurse and Friar Laurence managed to sneak Romeo into my room for a little rated R action,
- 03:26
but he had to bail in the morning so my parents wouldn’t kill him.
- 03:30
Then Mom busted in, before I'd even had my coffee, and announced that I was going to
- 03:35
marry Paris. As if! I told her where to stick it, and she and dad got super mad at me. But
- 03:43
Romeo's priest friend came up with this genius plan to keep Romeo and me together!
- 03:47
First, I take a sedative. Then, my family thinks I'm dead and buries me. Finally, Romeo
- 03:54
comes to pick me up and we live happily ever after. What could go wrong?
- 03:58
Romeo: Talk about buzzkills…I got back from banishment, and Juliet was dead!
- 04:02
I found a shopkeeper willing to sell poison to a distraught teenager, and ran off to end
- 04:07
it all in Juliet's tomb.
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I made out with her a little, for old time's sake, and took the poison. Wouldn’t you
- 04:13
know it, right before I croaked, Juliet sat up and said, "Wait, didn't you get my text?"
- 04:19
She looked pretty stressed about the whole thing...I hope she didn't do something rash
- 04:22
like stab herself with my dagger. I knew I should have changed my phone carrier...
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