Bell Curve

Bell Curve

1
5%

In the Blast Zone. Salary: $31,000 

Your failure to master basic workplace safety leads you to stand a little too close to an imploding building. Now you're out of work for a couple of months until that broken arm heals.

2
25%

Asbestos Warrior. Salary: $40,000 

You did a lot of demolition work in the years before the dangers of asbestos were understood. You haven't noticed any issues so far, but every coughing fit has you on edge.

3
50%

Right Helmet, Right Time. Salary: $50,000 

You accidentally whack yourself in the head with the pry bar you're using to work loose a stubborn piece of siding. You're a bit dazed, but otherwise unharmed. Maybe wearing that doofy helmet was a good idea today...

4
75%

Treasure Hunter. Salary: $64,000 

Your manual demolition business is hired to break down a creepy old mansion. One day, while ripping up the floorboards in the parlor, you find a bag full of antique gold coins. You take them home with you, hide them in the toilet tank, and call them your "rainy day fund."

5
95%

Demolition Artist. Salary: $74,000 

You're an artist with explosives, and your ability to implode a building is unparalleled. Because so few people can do that voodoo that you do so well, you make a name for yourself within the construction industry and are called on to do all of the most difficult demolition jobs.