Some say that my feast day was March 27. I say: where's all the food?

I'm a glass goddess. Just shake me up and time me out for this hourglass.

Want to take a ride with me? I make custom license plates for your cart, donkey, or mule.

I find this insulting, but apparently Wal-Mart carries a Renenutet table. Who wants to play "put the drink on the snake"?

In the game World of Warcraft, I'm not a snake at all. However, I am a master of the hunt.