Exactly how steamy is this story?
G
If you're looking for some steamy scenes, then keep looking because Turtle in Paradise isn't interested in anything like that. Sure, Archie is a scheming, slimy salesman, but even he doesn't talk about anything that happens in the bedroom. The only hint of anything unseemly that we get is the fact that Turtle's mom got pregnant and Slow Poke didn't offer to marry her, but even so, we don't get any of the gory details about what took place between the lovers before their spat. This is one book that's clean as a whistle, so it gets a G in our book.