War Horse Quizzes

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around War Horse? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Who says, "They are not circus animals, they are heroes"?


Captain Nicholls
Herr Hauptmann
Albert Narracott
QV Barnum, PT Barnum's lesser-known, PETA-loving half-cousin.
Q. Who is described as "a hard, gritty little man, an ex-jockey whose only pleasure in life seemed to be the power he could exert over a horse"?


Albert's drunk daddy
Corporal Samuel Perkins
Herr Hauptmann
The Lone Ranger
Q. Who laments, "Why does this war have to destroy anything and everything that's fine and beautiful"?


Crazy Old Friedrich
Albert Narracott
Joey
A super-dramatic politician
Q. Who says, "There is only one thing at which the English are better than the French. They are meaner"?


Emilie's Grandpapa
Herr Hauptmann
Crazy Old Friedrich
Gilles Marini after being voted off Dancing with the Stars
Q. Who tells us "Rugby [is] not a game. That's a religion"?


Captain Nicholls
The German soldier in no-man's land
The Welsh soldier in no-man's land
We're from the United States. What's rugby?