Prince William. The future king of England played soccer and water polo while attending Eton College.

Jon Stewart. Political satirist and host of The Daily Show, Stewart was a world-class midfielder for the College of William and Mary in Virginia known for his locker-room jokes.

Andrew Shue. Before he was pushing babes into the pool on Melrose Place, Shue played soccer for Dartmouth College. He also appeared in five MLS games for the L.A. Galaxy and recorded ninety-six minutes of play.