Key quotes from Airplane!
Absurdity Quotes
P.A. SYSTEM (MALE VOICE): The red zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone. P.A. SYSTEM (FEMALE VOICE): No, the white zone is for l...
Films and Filmmaking Quotes
OPENING TITLES
Warfare Quotes
TED STRIKER: You know I haven't been able to get near an airplane since the war. And even if I could, they wouldn't hire me because of my war record.
Art and Culture Quotes
FIRST SCENE: An AIRPLANE lurks under cloud cover like a shark