Atalanta's Conversations

Atalanta's Conversations

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Atalanta

Who's up for a moonlight hunt tonight?

Hippolyta

I'm totally there.

Atalanta

Sweet, bring some more Amazons.

Hippolytus

Hey, what about me?

Atalanta

Sorry, no dudes.

Hippolytus

But I'm a follower of Artemis. I'm a sworn virgin!

Atalanta

Yeah, but dudes are smelly.

Hippolytus

Mom, can you help me out here?

Hippolyta

Sorry, baby, dudes definitely stink.

Hippolytus

>:(

Atalanta

Let's see... what should I get my Dad for Father's Day? Oh, I know. How about an arrow in the face?

Iasus

Out-of-line, Atalanta.

Atalanta

So it wasn't out-of-line when you abandoned me on a mountain when I was a baby?

Iasus

That's what you get for not being born a boy. Why did you do it? Just to spite me?

Atalanta

Are you seriously asking me this question?

Paris

Hey, Atalanta! Let's start a club for people who were suckled by she-bears when they were babies.

Atalanta

That would be a pretty weird club.

Romulus

Could people who were suckled by she-wolves join?

Remus

Good question (though I hate you).

Paris

Hmm, what do you think, Atalanta?

Atalanta

Not sure how I feel about any of this.

Paris

Come on! The world needs to know about the joys of feral milk.

Atalanta

Nope, nope... don't think it does.

Atalanta

Meleager, you were the only man for me.

Meleager

Miss you, babe.

Hippomenes

Hey, what about me?

Atalanta

You're half the man Meleager was.

Hippomenes

Could he beat you in a race?

Atalanta

You never would've won if Aphrodite hadn't given you those golden apples to distract me with.

Hippomenes

I won fair and square.

Atalanta

Cheaters never win.

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