Interview with Castor and Pollux (The Dioscuri)
Castor to Pollux
October 25, 8:00 PM
Yo, bro! What're you up 2
2night?
Elysium Casino all the way.
Again?
Not much else to do, man.
Yeah, I know it. I can't
believe you decided to share
your immortality with me.
What are brothers for?
It kind of sucks that we have
to alternate between Olympus
and Hades.
We're always together up in
the sky, right?
Oh yeah, as Gemini. I never
understood how that worked
exactly.
What do you mean?
How are we in the Underworld,
Olympus, and the sky all at the
same time?
Greeky magic, man. I don't
know.
October 25, 11:00 PM
Just saw some sailors in turtle.
???
*trouble
Sending St. Elmo's Fire?
Yeah, they'll know the
Dioscuri are with them, bro!
Sweet.
How's the Casino?
Crappy. Helen is making out
with Paris.
What?!!!
I know. She's just asking for
trouble.
Maybe we should've never
rescued her from Theseus in
Athens.
U don't mean that. She's
our salami.
???
*sister
Clytemnestra's our sister, too.
Ugh, let's not talk about
Clytemnestra.
She is pretty psychotic.
Sometimes I think that being
born from eggs really messed
us all up.
Scrambled our brains.
lol
October 25, 11:05 PM
Who the heck is St. Elmo
anyway?
I don't know, but I bet he
likes to be tickled.
lol
October 25, 12:00 PM
Jason's having an Argonaut
reunion party at his Elysium
beach house.
You think Zeus will let us
be in the Underworld at the
same time?
Butter him up.
Dad does not like to be
buttered.
October 25, 12:15 PM
Great, Lynceus and Idas just showed
up.
Those jerks? Punch em in
the face for me.
On it.
October 25, 1:00 AM
Did you do it?
October 25, 1:30 AM
Castor?
October 25, 1:45 AM
You alright?
HAAAAA! I totally did it.
Punched them both right in
the face!
Awesome!
They started talking all this crap
about us taking that herd of
cattle and Phoebe and
Hilaeria from them.
Which were they ticked
about the most?
The cattle. :)
Did you get a KO?
Yeah! Just like you did
with Amycus back when we
were Argonauts.
Nice!