Castor and Pollux (The Dioscuri)'s Conversations
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Hope you guys are both coming to the Argonaut reunion party.
Yeah, usually one of us has to stay in Olympus, while the other's down under.
Oh, he'll make an exception.
Ah, come on, Dad!
Majorly sucks!
Thanatos, you are such a bummer.
Castor! Don't think I didn't see you duck me on the street the morning.
Ooooooh, was that you? Sorry, sis.
I know you saw me.
I'm sure it was an accident.
I know what I saw!
I hate all of you. Sometimes I can't believe we all hatched from the same batch of eggs.
You all need to get along, because it breaks your mother's heart to see you fight.
Moooom, they pick on me!
They're all very sorry, AREN'T THEY?
Yes.
Sure.
Sometimes I wonder why Dad chose to seduce Mom in the form of a swan.
Oh, you rogue. ;)
Can we stop bringing this up in public? I mean, come on, she's my wife.
Oh, lighten up.
What?!
Yeah, chill out buddy. Pollux and Helen were my kids. Castor and Clytemnestra were yours. Wasn't that nice of me? I shared.
How can we ever know for sure? What if they're all your kids? They all hatched out of eggs, right?
Oooh, he's got you on that one, Pops.
We're not sure if Zeus will let us both be in the Underworld at the same time.