How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Deadpool.
Quote #1
DEADPOOL: Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream. So you've gotta hold onto love tight— Deadpool grips Dopinder's finger. Dopinder winces.
DEADPOOL: And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it?
DOPINDER: Yeah.
DEADPOOL: Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.
We won't recap Deadpool's elaboration on what, exactly, that tastes like, but needless to say, it's bad. What's less clear is what Deadpool regrets here; what he thinks were mistakes. He's the one who walked out on Vanessa, remember?
Quote #2
DEADPOOL: You're probably thinking, "My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie, but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a f***ing kebab!" Well, I may be super, but I am no hero. And yeah, technically this is a murder, but some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is: a love story.
See? We told you that Deadpool thinks this is a love story, and he's right. His love of Vanessa is his main motivation for finding Ajax: first so Ajax can fix Deadpool's face so Vanessa won't recoil in horror when she sees him sans mask; and second so Deadpool can murder him, too.
Quote #3
WADE: Listen, I've been thinking…
VANESSA: Really.
WADE: About why we're so good together.
VANESSA: Why's that?
WADE: Well, your crazy matches my crazy. Big time.
VANESSA: Hmm.
WADE: And, uh, we're like two jigsaw pieces; you know, the weird, curvy edges.
VANESSA: You put them together and you can see the picture on top.
WADE: Right.
Solid analogy, Wade. Well done.