Deadpool Revenge Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Deadpool.

Quote #4

BLIND AL: Why such a douche this morning? 

DEADPOOL: Let's recap. The cock thistle that turned me into this freak slipped through my arms today. Deadpool pauses and looks at his missing hand. 

DEADPOOL: Arm. Catching him was only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back, and prevent this s*** from happening to someone else.

Here, the motivational plot thickens. Now, Deadpool's revenge isn't just fueled by vanity and love, it's also inspired by a desire to protect future test subjects from Ajax and his twisted workshop, too.

Quote #5

DEADPOOL: Me and you are headed to fix this butterface. 

AJAX: What? Ajax starts laughing. 

AJAX: You stupid f***ing idiot. Did you really think there was a cure…for that? 

DEADPOOL: What? 

AJAX: You heard me. 

DEADPOOL: No. No! So, you mean to say…after all this, you can't fix me? 

AJAX: It sounds even stupider when you say it. 

DEADPOOL: Like the kind of stupid who admits he can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for?

Even in revenge, Deadpool has to suffer. (BTW, suffering is a pretty big theme in this movie, too.) Once Deadpool finally has Ajax where he wants him, Ajax reveals that there's never been any cure for what he did to Deadpool's face, and Deadpool's revenge has been all for naught. Well, at least half for naught, Deadpool succeeds in killing Ajax moments after this exchange.