- Wren and Cath have made up and become close again, while Cath and Levi are closer than ever.
- Laura continues to be lame, but we knew that.
- The eighth Simon Snow book comes out in six weeks, and Cath has to finish her version before then. She's a little stressed about it.
- Hanging out in Wren's room, which they do now, Cath and Wren debate killing off Baz.
- Wren's still against it, but Cath says someone has to kill him since he's a vampire and all.
- Courtney says she thinks Baz will die in the last movie; Cath says the book has to come out first.
- Fun fact about Courtney: She's not an intellectual giant.
- But more important than Simon and Baz, at least to Wren, is finding out whether Cath's in love with Levi.
- Well, duh.
- Wren asks if Cath's slept with him; Cath asks if Wren's slept with Jandro.
- Question one: no. Question two: yes.
- Wren asks how Cath can write about Simon and Baz's bodies so well when she's never actually seen a naked boy.
- Cath says she's almost ready to see one, but she's nervous; Wren tells her that the first time you have sex, "you only get graded on attendance."
- Then Wren says she'll beta-read the rest of Carry On, Simon, as long as Cath promises not to kill Baz.