Frey (Freyr)'s Conversations
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So much <3 for my Gertie bean.
Keep telling yourself that.
Check yourself before your wreck yourself, Gerðr.
Hey boo! :*
That’s what I like to hear. Do you and your cats want to race me and my boar tonight? A little drag racing perhaps?
YES. Definitely. I’m just giving Odie a magic lesson over dinner and then I’ll come find you.
Gross.
You two do realize that you're siblings, don’t you?
You two are so juvenile.
has the best servant in the universe.
Aw, shucks. You’re making me blush, master.
I hate you.
Don't you talk to my master like that, woman.
Why don’t you two just marry each other? You have my blessing.
What would Asgard do without us gorgeous Vanir gods? Am I right?!
Dear Lord Frey, I’m crushing on this girl. She’s amazing. I’ve been courting her, but things are moving slowly. I really want to marry her and live happily ever after. Can you help me?
Of COURSE! It’s simple, really. Give her eleven golden apples, a magically reproducing ring, and lots of love letters.
Oh, and P.S. If that doesn’t work, promise her a lifetime of human suffering and wish death and destruction upon her family. Worked like a charm with my wife, Gerðr.
dislikes this.
Lord Frey! Hoping you could secure some beautiful skies for our harvest this year. We’ve got a huge apple crop. If you pull through for us, we’ll send you as many apple crisps as your heart desires.
Yuck.