How It All Goes Down
El Capitan (Free)
- El Capitan is going boar hunting.
- He sees a face on the window of his truck; it's Hastings.
- El Capitan exits the truck, hoping Hastings hasn't been reprogrammed to kill him, and Hastings etches out another message on the ground. Set me free.
- He then grabs a huge boulder and gives it to El Capitan. He kneels down, ready for the blow.
- But wait. El Capitan isn't going to just kill the dude. He's valuable. So he grabs some sedatives from the truck, and puts Hastings to sleep. Nighty night.