is still unsure if Horus is her son or her husband. It's been 3,000 years… and she's still not sure.

slapped Hathor with a hawk's wing.

I'm totally getting a blinged out "Eye of Re" chain for my birthday! (Hint, hint, Dad).

is getting her makeup done. Cat eyes, anyone?

Hey, mama! I know they call the pharaoh the "son of Hathor" and all, but you were looking pretty nice in that festival procession. What do you say you and I go hang out under a palm tree?

Your Majesty, what would you like us to serve you at your next festival?

Dude. I'm sooooo hung over from last night.

is watching Law and Order: Special Cows Unit.

threw a papyrus stalk at Hathor.

I think I have a crush on Justin Bieber. Those dance moves… I can't help myself.