I can't wait!

I miss you so much, my little flower. Hecate, you're proof that there really are good witches.

She's the best, Mom. We hang out all the time and play Wii tennis and all kinds of cool stuff.

Oh, lovely.

AND she's always there to comfort me any time that nasty disgusting revolting husband of mine gets me down.

When did I lose control of my marriage?

YES!

Sorry, everybody. A girl has to move on.

I thought you were a dog person.

Oh, I love my poochies, but isn't it just really cool having a polecat?

Am I the only one who has no idea what a polecat is?

"A European mammal, Mustela putorius, of the weasel family, having a blackish fur and ejecting a fetid fluid when attacked or disturbed." Obviously.

Wait wait wait... Hecate has a pet skunk?

It is a polecat, you imbecile.

Whatevs, I don't see why anybody would want to keep something around that ejects "fetid fluid."

Am I the only one who doesn't know what fetid means?

"Having an offensive odor; stinking." Again, obviously.

This entire thread is starting to have an offensive odor to me.

Bitter much?

It broke Perses and Asteria's heart to see their daughter side with the Olympians in the War of the Titans.

They're just mad they didn't side with the winning team.

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