Paris is the main man in this story. His name's in the title so chances are he's pretty important. Though the story is called "The Judgment of Paris," we wonder if his judgment is really all that g...

Helen is the most beautiful woman to ever strut her stuff across the face of the earth. Too bad all that allure ever does is get her and everybody around her in tons of trouble. When she ditches he...

Aphrodite was the goddess of love, sex, and beauty. Really, it's not much of a surprise that Paris judges her to be the most beautiful of the three goddesses. Like, doesn't it make sense that the g...

Hera is the queen of the Gods, and is most famous for chasing after her philandering husband, Zeus, all the time. Myth after myth emphasizes Hera's jealousy and shows her taking horrible revenge on...

Athena is the virgin goddess of wisdom and warfare. We think it's a little weird that she even gets involved in this whole beauty contest. Wouldn't a lady as wise and capable as Athena just not giv...