Friedrich Nietzsche's Social Media
Shmoop eavesdrops on your favorite critic's online convos.
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Thinking about writing an addendum to Ecce Homo: "Why I'm Such a Better Writer than Today's So-Called Nietzscheans." Profundity requires clarity, people.
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But don't you think that, by privileging the ontotheological status of the text, you're extirpating the fundamental role that we assign to play in the processes of de(con)struction and dis/semination?
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Seriously, guys. I don't believe in hell, but if I did, I'm pretty sure it would consist of having to assemble an infinitely large bookcase using only a set of instructions that Derrida "wrote" and Lacan diagrammed.
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I am convinced that the individual is the only true reality.
That's funny, Fred: I said something similar in this one book that I wrote DECADES AGO. >:(
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For the last time, I never read your stupid book. In fact, no one read your stupid book until someone happened to notice it sounded a little like ME, minus the INSIGHT.
Interesting, interesting, interesting. You see, Søren also recalls writing something very similar many years ago.
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Listen, Churchyard, I know you're still sore that your greatest (by which I mean "least worst") books were written under a pseudonym, but please please PLEASEstop referring to yourself in the third person!
Just thought I'd drop in. It's nice to see you're still holding on to such bourgeois notions of individuality.
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I'm really into this new band called "Metallica." They remind me of Wagner, but with less anti-Semitism and more yelling. "Master of Puppets" is proof positive that music can heal the soul itself.
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HI EVERYBODY. I JUST WANT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT I gOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL TODAY A/ND IT WAS JUST A MOLE. SO NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
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Women are so stupid. It's no wonder there are no great female thinkers.
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Excuse me?
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Seriously, Fred? Have you been living underground for the past century? Oh, wait…
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