Osiris's Police Reports
Osiris's Police Reports
Isis vs. Nephthys and Osiris
Case Description: Isis alleges that her sister, Nephthys, dressed up in Isis' pajamas and pretended to be her in order to get into Osiris' bedroom. Case Status: Guilty as charged. Not only did Neph...
Murder of Osiris (First Complaint)
Case Description: Osiris is a victim of homicide. He was murdered by his brother, Seth, after a party. Murder weapon shown to be a large wooden sarcophagus, thrown into the Nile.Case Status: Dismis...
Murder of Osiris (Second Complaint)
Case Description: Osiris was the murder victim in a case brought between Isis vs. Seth and a Nile catfish. Isis (plaintiff, victim's wife) alleges that after she found Osiris' body and brought it h...
Unlawful Delay of Trial (Dead Egyptians Vs. Osiris)
Case Description: A class-action suit against Osiris alleges that he is holding the souls of dead Egyptians hostage for 70 days while they wait to be judged in his halls.Case Status: Dismissed. Cos...