- Bender gets up and removes a screw that's keeping the library door from closing. It closes and Vernon comes to check out what's going on.
- He asks them what happened, and they all claim it just closed—no one rats on Bender.
- Vernon yells at Bender to give him the screw, but he denies having it.
- Vernon tries to prop the door with a folding chair, which doesn't work. Then he tries to prop it with a magazine rack with Andrew's help.
- Bender claims it's a fire escape hazard, and Vernon reconsiders and they move the magazine rack out of the door.
- When Vernon's leaving, he reprimands Bender and Bender tells him to "Eat my shorts."
- This fires off a verbal exchange, in which Vernon keeps piling on detentions as Bender refuses to stop back-talking him.
- They get up to two months' of Saturday detentions, and finally stop. Vernon gloats and tells Bender to try less to impress people.
- Vernon leaves and Bender shouts a loud obscenity after him.