- Vernon and Carl are still in the basement, and Vernon's telling Carl that the kids don't respect him anymore. They get more arrogant every year.
- Carl says that's wrong—Vernon's the one who's changed. He doesn't really like being a teacher, fundamentally.
- Vernon's not buying it—he still says it's the kids who are different.
- In the library, the kids are all sitting in a circle. They're discussing what they'd do for a million bucks.
- This leads Allison to claim she's a nymphomaniac, which leads Claire to diss her, which leads everyone to diss Claire, who ends up breaking down and admitting she's a virgin. Allison says she is too, and the nymphomaniac thing was a lie.
- Now, it's confession time: Andrew ends up admitting why he's in detention. He taped a geeky kid's butt cheeks together, and hair and some skin came off when the tape was torn away.
- He feels really guilty about this, and he rages against his dad for forcing him to compete and encouraging him to do stuff like that.
- He says he wishes he would get injured so he could quit wrestling entirely.