Josh
- One thought is racing through Josh's mind: He's actually going to marry Sydney Mills.
- He admires his scrawny reflection after taking a shower and marvels at how he's going to morph into such a successful person.
- It's late, but he decides to call his older brother, David, who is in college.
- Josh tries to explain the situation with Sydney… without actually telling David anything about Facebook. It's not hugely successful, considering how much of the story he has to improvise. David's advice to his brother is to not ruin things with Sydney like he did with Emma.