Meet the Cast
Will West
Where There's a WillWill West has the name of someone who should be Robin, living a normal life by day, fighting crime alongside Batman at night. But Will wouldn't be content to be the sidekick. He...
Brooke Springer
Sorry, Will. Your Princess is in Another BoathouseBrooke is a beautiful girl. And, well, that's about it—that's pretty much all we know about her. She fills the role of female love interest for W...
Lyle Ogilvy
Lyle Lyle CrocodileLyle is the Draco Malfoy to Will's Harry Potter. He's not quite the ultimate big bad—in Paladin Prophecy, we're not sure who that is yet—but still a constant thorn in Will's...
Ajay Janikowski
Yes, MasterAjay Janikowski is half Indian, half Polish, and 100% subservient sidekick. Ajay is the first friend Will meets at the Center. And by "friend," we mean a person who twice says to Will th...
Elise Moreau
The Cat's MeowWill's dad has a rule when it comes to beautiful girls: "Never be nervous when talking to a beautiful girl. Just pretend she's a person, too" (12.86). Elise is one rare exception for...
Nick McLeish
On a Short McLeishNick is the little Kerri Strug of the group. He's a gymnast who is loyal until the very end. Just as Kerri Strug vaulted to victory at the Atlanta Summer Olympics in 1994 on an in...
Dave Gunner
On the ProwlDave Gunner is a big burly man who shows up to carry an orphan to a secret school where that orphan can realize his fullest potential. Is his middle name Hagrid?We can't not compare Dav...
Nando Gutierrez
Uber DriverBecause one servant (Ajay) isn't enough for Will West, he also has Nando Gutierrez. From his last name, we can assume he is Spanish. He is also Native American, as he tells Will: "I've g...
The Black Caps
Busting CapsThe Black Caps are the dumbest bad guys ever, down there with the Foot Clan and the Putty Patrol on a list of least effective henchmen ever. Can you guess why Will calls them Black Caps...
Ronnie Murso
Dead Poets SocietyRonnie isn't quite a red herring, but he does smell a little fishy. Ronnie is the "Dead Kid" in the title of Chapter 17, but it's unclear if he's dead or if he's just missing. He...
Belinda and Jordan West
Parental UnitsIt takes a village to raise a child. The West family is pretty isolated, so they don't have a village. Instead, Dad makes a list of "Rules to Live By" for Will to, you know, live by....
Todd Hodak
A Hodak MomentIf Lyle is the Malfoy of Paladin Prophecy, Todd is either Crabbe or Goyle, but with a little more game. It appears that Todd and Brooke had some sort of brief relationship, but he's a...
Faculty and Staff of the Center
Teachers' LoungeThe Center for Integrated Learning is a school centered on integrating learning. Clearly. This means that at the Center, they like to make connections across different subjects, lik...