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The Tide Rises, The Tide Falls Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this poem?

G

We've got a traveler walking along the sand who dies, a few references to the rising and the falling of the tides, some horses, a hostler, and… well, that's about it. It doesn't get more un-sexual than that amigos, so we'll go ahead and say that this poem has the sex rating of a not-so-steamy Disney movie.