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There's been a Death, in the Opposite House Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this poem?

G

There's nothing spicy here for any Peeping Tom neighbors to see. And we should know; we've been watching the house for hours. A mattress gets thrown out a window, but the only activity it's been used for lately is dying. Talk about a mood killer.