Wadjet's Conversations
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I'm headed to meet with the enemies of Egypt today. Can I trust you to protect me?
Where are you?! I can't see!
Yes, I can. Phew. I was afraid I wouldn't be able to play Donkey Kong with Horus later otherwise.
My jaw is killing me!
Wadjet, I'm really freaked out. Apparently, there was a conspiracy among my wives to kill me and put my son on the throne. Aren't you supposed to protect me?
It's kinda hard to do when no one bothered to tell me about it. You have to put your crown on—since I'm on your crown as the uraeus, Your Majesty—and face the problems.
Yeah, stop being such a wuss. They're just women.
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Wadjet! How dare you bite me, thinking I'm just your average bird? I'm the god of wisdom!
Sorry about that! But, then again, if you're the god of wisdom, couldn't you have seen that coming?
Wadjet. Ha. Your name sounds like "wedgie."
I'm going to the beach tomorrow. Anyone game to come with?
Hey, Wadjet. I'm the king of the Hittites. You know, Egypt's enemies for generations? The one you guys fought to a stalemate at the Battle of Kadesh?
As you may or may not know, the Pharaoh and I are meeting again tomorrow to conclude a peace treaty. I was wondering if you might be able to promise you won't attack me while we're there.
Done.
Only if I can wear my latest skin. It's emerald—pretty expensive.