The Wee Free Men Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

PG

Nothing to see here, folks. This is a book that's very suitable for children. The PG rating only comes into play because there is a little bit of a kerfuffle that Tiffany gets into when she realizes that she's expected to marry one of the Nac Mac Feegles and have lots of babies. There's a passing reference to the fact that Tiffany understands how babies are made (after all, she's a farm girl), but we don't get any more detail than that. And Tiffany doesn't actually end up marrying a little blue man, so we can all heave a sigh of relief and carry on with our lives.