- We're treated to a montage of sorts. While Harry and Sally go about their daily business, we hear a voiceover of a typical phone conversation between the two.
- We see them at work, eating lunch, hanging out at home, and running errands together.
- On the phone, they discuss Casablanca—they're watching together, but alone, in their respective apartments.
- Harry calls out Sally for saying she agrees with Ingrid Bergman choosing Victor Lazlo in the end. She denies ever saying it. Roll the tape, folks. She totally did—all those years ago on the road trip.
- Harry drops it, and the two move onto a different topic. Harry's not in a good place after the divorce. He's not sleeping and he's totally down in the dumps.
- Sally admits she went to bed at 7:30 the other night, but she swears she's not depressed. She doesn't miss Joe. Not even a little.
- Harry, on the other hand, misses Helen like whoa.
- The last scene of Casablanca comes on, and the two watch as Ingrid Bergman breaks poor Bogey's heart.
- Harry praises Ingrid Bergman for being low-maintenance. A total LM. Sally wants to know if she's low-maintenance or high-maintenance, and Harry tells her she's the worst kind of woman: Sally thinks she's low-maintenance, but really she's high-maintenance. We mean, we've seen her order, right?
- As the movie—Casablanca, not When Harry Met Sally—draws to a close, the two say goodnight and Harry tells Sally he plans to stay up and moan all night. Which he does.