Private Eyes Are Watching Your Every Toon If you're looking to make some money and bring in a steady paycheck, you'd be better off starting a YouTube channel or going on Shark Tank than you would a...

Hare-Raising AdventureMove over, Bugs Bunny. Step aside, Thumper. And get outta here, White Rabbit—you're always late anyway. Roger Rabbit is the star of this show. Okay, he's not quite the star....

Va Va VoomJessica Rabbit. Women want to look like her and men want to be with her. (And let's be real, some men want to look like her and some women want to be with her, too.) But what's the big ap...

Doomsday PrepperWe feel confident that not even (insert crazy political candidate of your choice) would nominate Judge Doom to the Supreme Court. This guy is crazy. The police officer, Lt. Santino,...

A Good Man is Hard to FindDolores is Eddie's Girl Friday. She's got his back, listens to his problems, and helps him out of many a scrape.But speaking of scrapes—and Fridays—she also knows that...

Pop Go the WeaselsBurpy. Sappy. Goopy. Hungry. Deaffy. Woeful. Sleazy. These are all actual-factual real-deal rejected names for Disney's seven dwarves. (Source) And we're surprised Robert Zemeckis...

Acme LooniversityMarvin Acme is like the late, great Billy Mays of the gag world. Remember Billy Mays, the guy who pitched everything from Oxi-Clean to KaBoom? (A great name for an Acme product, bt...

Cry BabyBaby Herman is a fifty-year-old man who looks like an infant. He's a comic relief character—a baby who smokes stogies—with little depth. He does go to Eddie and defend his good friend R...

Big ToonYou've heard of Big Business and Big Agriculture and Big Tobacco. Maroon is Big Toon. As the head of Maroon Cartoons, he appears to be the boss of all Toons. He cranks out cartoons like Chi...

Über TaxiBefore Uber, before self-driving cars, there was Benny…a cartoon car who not only drives himself, but can get in the driver's seat of an actual car and drive that too. Let's see a Googl...