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Math 5: Cost of Commute 6 Views
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Description:
"How to calculate gas money and keep your human friends so you don't have to hang out with slugs all day": a tutorial.
Transcript
- 00:14
Sherman the slacker has been waiting for his ride to school for a [Sherman waiting patiently for a ride to school]
- 00:20
while now he's pretty sure school has already started by now but he doesn't
- 00:20
really care like we said he's a slacker he just wishes he could go back inside
- 00:25
and play video games but his mom is in there and you know she'll yell at him [Sherman playing video games while his mother holds a sweeping brush]
- 00:28
so he decides he might as well walk to school he walks slower than a slug
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- 00:32
in a food coma which for those who have never died with a slug is very slow but [a slug moving very slowly on the ground]
- 00:37
he does make it to school by lunchtime awesome Sherman's favorite class is lunch
- 00:41
as he's biting into his piece of pizza Sherman sees Andre the guy who was
- 00:45
supposed to give him a ride Sherman asked Andre where he was this morning [Andre walking up to Sherman in the cafeteria]
- 00:49
not that Sherman really minded missing class he was just actually curious Andre
- 00:53
reminds Sherman that he's supposed to pay for half of the gas costs but he never
- 00:57
gives him a cent so he told Sherman that he couldn't pick him up anymore if he [Andre asking Sherman for money for the gas]
- 01:00
didn't ship in Sherman tells Andre to chill out and just write down on a
- 01:04
napkin how much he owes Andre says that he drives five miles out of his way to
- 01:08
pick up Sherman and that gas costs 1.935 dollars per gallon and that his car [math calculations scribbled on a napkin]
- 01:14
gets 30 miles to the gallon Sherman tells Andre to get to the point he
- 01:18
really wants to get another slice of pizza Andre divides 30 by 5 to get the [Sherman looking sad at waiting to get a slice of pizza]
- 01:21
idea that every six days Sherman is costing in the gallon of gas that means
- 01:25
every six days Sherman owes Andre 1.935 dollars Andre points out that
- 01:30
he takes Sherman to school six days a week because Sherman is always in
- 01:33
detention on Saturday and Andre has band practice there's been eight weeks of
- 01:37
school so far and eight times 1.935 dollars comes to eleven dollars and 16 cents
- 01:42
which is how much Sherman owes ok cool says Sherman I've got 12 bucks you can [Sherman waving 12 dollars to Andre]
- 01:47
have whats yours as long as I have enough so I can buy another slice and a side of
- 01:50
nacho cheese Andre gives up and tells Sherman to just walk from now on Sherman [Andre stands up and walks away from the dining table]
- 01:54
shrugs and thinks it's his lucky day he's pretty sure that now he can afford
- 01:57
at least two more slices with two sides of nacho cheese he's not worried about
- 02:01
the calories there's going to be a lot of walking in the weeks ahead [Slug slithering along the road slowly]
- 02:06
Wow
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