Yale University
Hallmarks and Quirks
Things I'm Good At:
- Sailing. In fact, some of my sailors even strut their stuff in the Olympics.
- Bladderball.
- Singing. I've got eighteen a cappella groups from The Whiffenpoofs to The Duke's Men.
- Political science and history are major majors on campus. No wonder so many presidents call me their alma mater.
- Multiculturalism. Students come to Yale from over 100 countries each year.
My Top 5 Must-Haves:
- A pipe to smash at graduation. Everyone does this to show the end of their bright college years.
- A picture with the Theodore Dwight Woolsey statue. Bonus points for rubbing his toe, which is considered good luck.
- Jokes. Or at least the material for them. The Yale Record is the oldest humor magazine in the world.
- Headphones. How else will you take advantage of the Center for Language Study? They help you become bilingual.
- An innovative attitude. Students launched a balloon into the sky with a camera on it, and now we know the curvature of the earth.
Why You Might Have Heard of Me:
- Naked Run. Each year during reading week, students can be seen running through the library naked. All I'm saying is, approach study hall with caution.
- I can be found singing "Bingo Eli Yale" by Cole Porter. It is about his time as a student, after all.
- Yale Symphony Orchestra and their wacky films. Each Halloween, they get faculty to appear in them. Apparently, James Franco drops by every now and then, as well.
- Peabody Museum, only one of the oldest natural history museums in the world, right on campus.
On a regular Saturday night, you can find me...
I'm probably grabbing a snack from Caseus Grilled Cheese truck and meeting up with my secret society.
Favorite Hangouts:
- Blue State Coffee, the best coffee shop turned study hall place in town.
- Shake Shack. Need we say more?
- Ivy Noodle. Fried pork dumplings and open late for those all-nighters.
- Burrito cart on Park and Elm, filling your stomach on a college budget.
- Pepe's. It claims to have invented the American pizza, but it's delicious either way.
Quirks:
- Tang, a drinking competition between the different residences.
- Secret societies. Skull and Bones or Mace and Chain, anyone? Shhhh…
- Small classes. Over two-thirds of my classes are with twenty people or less.
- If you get invited to a party freshmen year by the Pundits (a comedy troupe), watch out. Halfway through the party, they'll not-so-unexpectedly take off their clothes.
- Freshmen Setups. These may sound like pranks but they're not (usually). Everyone sets freshmen up on blind dates and lets the mood do the rest.
Famous Alumni:
- George Bush (both of 'em)
- Noah Webster, as in Webster's Dictionary
- Eli Whitney, the cotton gin guy. No that's not a drink.
- Glenn Beck, Mr. Conservative himself
- Ben Silbermann and Paul Sciarra, co-founders of Pinterest.
- James Franco
- Meryl Streep