Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes

FERRIS: How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?

CAMERON: (whispering to himself) I'm dying. The phone rings, and Cameron answers. FERRIS: (over the phone) You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.

JEANIE: You're letting him stay home? I can't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair. FERRIS: Jeanie, please don't be upset with me. You...

FERRIS: They bought it.