- Making soap is disgusting.
- Tyler and Jack sneak into a liposuction clinic and steal bags of fat sucked from humans. One of them rips on the barbed wire and pours out all over the place. Ewwww.
- Back at the house, Tyler boils and strains the fat to make tallow.
- He skims off some glycerin, which can be used to make nitroglycerin, which can be used to make dynamite.
- Because making soap is so romantic, Tyler kisses Jack's hand.
- Then he dumps lye on it. Jack's skin sizzles beneath the painful chemical burn. Okay, this has nothing to do with romance, unless it's a chemical romance.
- Tyler gives a speech about enlightenment through pain, and not needing God, and hitting rock bottom.
- All Jack can think is:
- Aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaiiiii!
- After his little speech, Tyler pours vinegar on Jack's hand to neutralize the burn.