Golf clubs. A full set can have as many as nineteen different clubs, featuring a driver, a putter, and a cornucopia of irons, woods, and wedges. When you're good enough, you won't care about the weight because you'll have a caddie to carry all your stuff. Success really is sweet.

The world's longest golf club. Okay, probably not.

Golf balls. When you're as bad as we are, they can disappear fast.

A golf course. We've all seen the movies with business executives putting into a mug. A professional needs an actual course, complete with real grass, to practice. Driving ranges work well, too.

Golf swag. On certain courses, it's actually required in order to be allowed to play. And swag, like everything golf-related, is not cheap. Why, hello, good lookin'.